You told me that youre shy in every way
You are afraid of kissing me in a sexy way
You seem like someone whose father was pretty gay
But i dont care because tonight youve got to stay

Kiss me there even if it smells funny
Touch me here oh I like it

Your hair is fair and your eyes they are so blue
I tell you babe theres nothing wrong with what we do
If you are silent I will do nothing to you
But the worst about this story is that it is maybe true

Kiss me there even if it smells funny
Touch me here oh I like it
Youre afraid honey you dont have to be
Youll be paid when youre grown